Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Immortal Lataji

 It is not an exaggeration when I say that vishnava temple which doesn’t play the ‘Suprabhatam’ by MS Subbulakshmi, no shiva temple which doesn’t play the Lingashtakam by SPB, there won’t be an independence day or a republic day celebrated anywhere in India without the melodious ‘Ae Mere Watan Ke Logo’ and ‘Vandemataram’ by the ‘Sakshat Saraswati’, the Nightingale of India, Lata. When I grow old I can proudly tell the toddlers that I lived in the time of The Lata and had the privilege of watching her in blood perform. You were music personified. The image that comes to mind when one thinks of Lataji is the short lady with perfectly combed hair into two plaits, always in white sarees and diamond earrings, and of course the impeccable smile with a humble body language. The humbleness hides behind itself the fact that you sang in over 37 languages in a career spanning around 80 years. You held the Guinness world record of being the most recorded artist in history with over 30,000 songs and were the first Indian to have performed at the famed Royal Albert Hall. There are many things that one can read about you all over. But here is my journey of listening and understanding music. I have understood and have grown up listening to the musical sister duo of Lata-Asha. My first memory of a song by Lataji must be ‘Mai to Kab Se Khadi’ which was sung at my school day function way back when. The next song that I could remember of her was the ‘Aayega Aane Wala’ from Mahal, her first superhit song. Later on, I was educated by my parents that Lataji also sang a couple of songs in Telugu – ‘Nidura po ra tammuda’ and ‘Tella Cheera ku’ among them. My all-time favorite movies – Guide, DDLJ and of course Mughal-e-Azam have all the songs sung by you (except for one by Asha in DDLJ and one duet with Shamshad Begum in MeA).

As a kid I always used to think that when any heroine is lip synching a song, she was singing! And I used to wonder how everyone were singing so great. Never did I know that it was the Maa Saraswati who was singing and hence the voice matched. Be it a simple lullaby or an aalap, it sounded so simple when heard in your voice, but I am pretty sure it is not at all easy. Even now when I see those songs, if Madhubala is acting, it seems like she is also singing. If Sridevi is acting, it seems that she is singing. If Kajol is acting, it looks like she is singing too. That I feel is the hallmark of a great playback singer and you are the hallmark. People relate you with serious, romantic or bhajan or classical songs. But I need to admit that though Asha is the peppy cabaret queen, my all-time favorite cabaret happens to be Aa Jaan-e-Jaan. When you sang, ‘Kahi Deep Jale Kahi Dil’, it was haunting. There was a Hyderabadi movie – Bazaar, a critically acclaimed one which not many people are aware of, and it had a song ‘Dikhayi Diye Yun, Ke Bekhud Ki Yaad Hamein’ which I like. Then how can I miss the ‘Aaj Kal Paon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere’ from Ghar which was marvelous and is the best song when someone is ecstatic. In another of my fav movies, when you sang ‘Yeh Kaha Aa Gaye Hum’, the up-and-down/sing-song tone you made at one point was mesmerizing. When you collaborated with another of my favourates – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan when you sang ‘Tere Bin Nahi Jeena’, it was as soul-stirring as Nusrat’s Punjabi version. I saw one of your old interviews that in your initial days you weren’t preferred to sing songs filled with Urdu words because you didn’t have the diction. And you took it as a challenge and learnt Urdu to perfection. When I heard your tribute to Ghalib and my favorite ghazal of his – ‘Hazaaron Khwahishein Aisi’, I bet no one can point out any diction issues in your Urdu. When I was at my lowest low, it was the ‘Lukka Chuppi’ which I used to play in full volume in my car while driving back home and scream my lungs out. If I keep recollecting the songs, it would never end… after all who can count the number of drops in an ocean?

I had the fortune of watching you live at your last performance in Hyderabad and that was in 2002. It was so magical and spellbinding that I still have the ticket for that concert with me and it shall always remain with me as a treasure. The concert itself was based on a line by Gulzar and sung by you which said, ‘Meri Awaaz Hi Pehchaan Hai’ based on the song whose lines go… ‘Naam Gum Jaayega, Chehra Yeh Badal Jayega, Meri Awaaz Hi Pehchaan Hai, Gar Yaad Rahe’. It was the magic of Gulzar, Pancham and you which immortalized that song. You, I remember, did mention about your liking of the bangles of Hyderabad and sang the ‘Mere Haathon Mein’ song for a mesmerized audience.

I saw an old interview of yours where you said that if you had another life, you wouldn’t want to be Lata Mangeshkar because you have been through a lot and no one knows the pain that you have gone through. And there is an entire world where people will die to become even a 0.1% Lata. Maybe that’s called irony. But despite of all the pain you might have gone through all your life, you never let that smile, that chuckle go off your face, probably just like what you said in one of your own songs ‘Tujh se Naaraaz Nahi Zindagi’. You always, for eternity to come, will be remembered as that smiling nightingale in white saree. Political affiliations aside, you will remain the Bharat Ratna who left an indelible mark on world of music.

Thank you for your music Lataji, you are eternal.

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Navras - Avyooh

Nav reaches the hallway which is on the level which had no stairs and where no elevator could go and which was in a different dimension of time. It has endless rows of doors, doors and more doors on both the sides. One of those is ‘the door’ – so said the Keymaker who came in Nav's dream the previous night. Nav has limited time before he could find ‘it’. Else the entire place will go Kaput! Hurriedly he reaches out to the first door on his left. Opens it and peeps inside.

He was in the Ram lila Maidaan in the midst of a crowd. It seemed  like 2011 but Nav wasn't sure. He saw Delhi Police which falls directly under the Central Government used brute force to break up a drama strike err… hunger strike by one ‘baba’ who was doing the ‘protest’ with full support of BJP. When the strike was broken, BJP termed it ‘undemocratic’. One of their shining vibrant state CM who came up  with a state governance model which is a 'riddle wrapped in a puzzle and enveloped in a  mystery' commented that it was ‘Ravan lila’ and said, “It is one of the worst days of Indian history.” One ‘Telangana Chinnamma’ said “This is not democracy... the police cannot alone have taken such a step. It had the approval of the Prime Minister”. Nav immediately shut the door feeling for sure that it cannot be ‘the door’.

He opened the door to his right thinking to himself that right cannot be wrong.

There are a whole lot of layers of barricades, spikes all around, endless reams of barbed wires and a humongous police presence. Nav started scratching his head trying to understand where did this door open and if he was on the LOC/LAC/IB. He was smart enough to negate those because there were cops guarding and not the army/BSF. He looked closely what they were trying to protect. It was a cold foggy morning and the visibility was very low and added to that there was a drizzle. He looked around and he noticed some farmers and their tractors. He tried looking at the names on those uniformed guys and then he realized that none of the cops had their names displayed. Strange, he thought to himself. Then he noticed that these guys uniforms had a logo which read ‘Shanti, Sewa, Nyay’. Nav was shocked. He knew it was Delhi Police. These guys won’t change he thought to himself. 10 years and still the same! Then he felt that it got worse. A city has been fortified. The last time Delhi was fortified with walls was when Shahjehan instructed the construction of Shahjehanabad which is now a part of Old Dilli. Nav was puzzled if a new ruler has come and if democracy ended in India. He landed in the middle of the farmers. All of a sudden, a commotion started with some people who looked like goons chanting ‘Dilli Police Tum Lath Bajao, Hum Tumhare Saath Hain’, the cops started charging towards the crowd in which he landed with Star Wars style shining laathis made out of steel. He ran for his life, found the door out, ran out and banged the door closed.

Phew. He thought to himself. Had he not found the door out in time; he would have faced the wrath of those laathis. Nav was puzzled. Was this not the worst day(s) in Indian history? Could this have happened without the knowledge and approval of the PM? As if there was someone in that hallway who could hear Nav, he heard a mysterious voice talking to him saying “Arre paagal, this is a result of ‘too much democracy'. These are anti-nationals and Khalistanis masquerading as farmers. They deserve this treatment. Don’t you dare question the collective wisdom of the ‘karma yogi’, the ‘fakir’ and the ‘chanakya’. STFU and try locate your door!” Realizing the purpose for which he was in there, Nav hurriedly opened another door, this time to his left.

He saw a macho guy with a 56-inch chest trying to open his mobile to tweet something using his right hand while feeding a peacock with his left hand sitting in a huge room. Nav tried to peep onto the phone as to what the guy was trying to tweet, and the guy was typing “Distressed to see news about rioting and violence in Washington DC. Orderly and peaceful transfer of power must continue. The democratic process cannot be allowed to be subverted through unlawful protests.” Nav realized that he was seeing none other than the ‘prime servant’ of the country and he felt proud of  the fact that India finally claimed it rightful place on the global stage and our leaders could comment on international happenings, especially on the internal affairs of the lone superpower. Then he realized that he is running short of time and had to find ‘the door’. So, he ran out of there and closed that door.

Nav opened the next door. He noticed a TV set playing some high decibel programming. He heard a male voice shouting ‘Poochta hai Bharat, Trudeu, this is India’s internal matter. You don’t dare comment on our internal matter. Is your Khalistani vote bank behind your comment?’ As there was no one else in the room, he took the remote and tried changing the channel because he was scared that he will become deaf in no time. The channel was showing some highlights from the past. He noticed that an orange haired guy was walking hand-in-hand with a guy in Indian leader wearing new clothes and both of them taking a sort of a victory lap. This was interesting, he thought to himself. It was our peacock feeding, yoga practicing self-proclaimed fakir and the prime servant who went up to the stage and said ‘Ab ki baar, Trump Sarkaar’. Now Nav was a bit confused that if we can comment freely on another country’s internal affairs - their elections and expect no outside leader or individual to respond to our internal issues.

Feeling a bit dejected, he came out of that room while a Raj Kumar movie dialogue was running in his head “Jaani, jo sheeshon ke gharon mein rehte hain, wo doosron par paththar nahi phenkaa karte”. Then he said to himself, maybe this is not the right side, so let me open the door on the right to check if this is ‘the door’ to get me out of here. He opened the door and found another empty room and a laptop with Twitter on it. Nav got curious, looked around, found that there was nobody. He pulled the chair and started browsing the feed of whoever left the laptop open. He found a twitter storm going on and people were talking to some RiRi. He started going up to see the original tweet. He found that it was a tweet by a Barbadian artist, an individual, but yes, the fourth most followed person on Twitter with a 100 mn followers – about 35 mn more than our ‘great leader’. The tweet by her was just 26 characters which read “why aren’t we talking about this”. Nav thought to himself: “Yes, she might be very big on Twitterland. She might also have been talking about other issues in the past including domestic violence or she might be an ambassador agianst cancer, HIV, an LGBTQ activist, has created and runs a charity for the causes she relates to. But, how can she, a foreigner, a non-Indian ask the world to talk about an internal matter of India? How dare she?”

He wondered if no one came to the rescue from this “lady with the umbrella” to protect the rulers from calling out the wrongs they actually are doing? Where is the famed IT cell? Where are the contacts and the glitter and glamor? Nav scrolled some more on Twitter and found a tweet by another foreigner who came to the rescue, a true Khiladi who said “Farmers constitute an extremely important part of our country. And the efforts being undertaken to resolve their issues are evident. Let’s support an amicable resolution, rather than paying attention to anyone creating differences”. Nav was feeling proud that the IT cell has paid the world ‘paid anarchists’ in their own coin by pitting a Canadian national against RiRi. “Now that was a master stroke” he chuckled and thought to himself. He couldn’t also help but notice that a barrage of similar tweets (give and take a word or two here and there) and using the same hashtag sprang up from the who’s who of the Indian Twitterati. There were cricketers both past and present who get their pensions from and who are governed by a General Secretary of BCCI who happens to be the son of a Chanakya who also tweeted on the same ‘official IT Cell’ lines. The cricket brigade included no less  than the Demigod whose net worth is over $160Mn but who sought duty exemption of just over a crore of rupees for a Ferrari he imported.

Now Nav’s head started spinning in all directions and he didn’t realize what he was seeing. He was in a trance unable  to make out if these were the hallmarks of 'achche din'. He shut the laptop, ran out of that room fearing that he will die in that matrix and will never be able to come out of it. He closed the door ajar and double checked to ensure that he indeed is out of that room. Unable to make sense of anything that he saw in any of the rooms and unable to find ‘the door’, he wanted to give it one last try. He skipped a few doors, ran past a few doors and randomly opened a door praying for sanity everywhere, and viola, he saw the Keymaker smiling at him. The Keymaker said "I've been waiting for you". Nav ran inside and hugged him. The Keymaker handed him a glass of dragon  fruit err... ‘kamalam juice’ and said, “this is the SOURCE that you were searching for."


PS: This is a satire and is meant not to hurt anyone’s sentiments. Also, heartfelt apologies to the Wackowskis

Friday, February 9, 2018

Check The Facts, Mr. PM!

There have been debates and discussions on the floor of the Parliament on various issues. Some good, some bad, some funny, some serious, and most nonsense. I do follow speeches on important aspects and this time it was the turn of the motion to thank the President for his speech at the beginning of this budget session. It was more or less as expected - on partisan lines, with the 'tu-tu, main-main' and some hitting below the belt from both sides of the parliament and in both the houses. I do not wish to get into what a Kharge of Congress said or what a Shah of the BJP said. Those are immaterial. However, when the Prime Minister stands up on the floor of the house and talks, and talks on aspects which are plain and simple lies, I feel it is my duty to point them and pen my thoughts on those. He might belong to any party, but, at the end of the day he is the Prime Minister of India and not of only those who voted for his party. So, here I go...

Mr Prime Minister, while addressing the Lok Sabha where your party enjoys a brute majority, you have made a sweeping statement when you said that it was the Congress that partitioned the country. Your body language was more than obvious from the over an hour speech you have given there. I hope you know some facts - 
1. Partition was inevitable after the Britishers did not want to leave this strategic area just like that without ensuring that their trade routes will be secure. They knew that an independent India will not be a 'chamcha' of the Brits. Their first thought was to keep Balochistan as an independent colony so that they have access to the Afghan nation, Indian subcontinent and the Persian Gulf. The plan expanded to entire Pakistan after the events of late 30's and early 40's and the rise of Muslim League.
2. This might come as a bit of a surprise for you, but, when the British Imperial Government called for all relavent parties, both during the Cabinet Mission and other ones, Hindu Mahasabha, the same Hindu Mahasabha of Veer Savarkar, was represented in the Round Table Conference.
3. In fact, The Hindu Mahasabha was an alliance partner of the Muslim League in forming the Sindh, NWFP and Bengal governments. It was under that coalition government in Sindh that the very first provincial assembly resolution was passed in favor of the partition of India.
4. RSS was (and is), the parent organization of BJP and Jana Sangh a votary of the 'two nation' theory.
5. RSS was never a part of India's independence struggle and of the Quit India movement.

Funny, isn't it? I am sure you have a battery of resources who definietly would have researched you on all these five points, but, you wanted to play the Krishna of Mahabharata who pretented to be sleeping when Duryodhana was waiting for an audiance until Arjuna came to ask for Krishna's help. I am not an advocate of either Nehru or MK Gandhi or even the Congress. But, know your facts before you say that it was Congress who split the country. Everyone has to take their own share of blame for partitioning India.

You are a good orator playing really well to the gallery and you are very shrewed at turning words to your advantage and you have a God gifted talent to make people believe any and everything. But, please, do not twist the bloodiest spot in our country's history to turn it into a partisan issue for your next re-election bid. Both Congress and yourself have a lot of other mud to slung on each other. All the best for it. But, please do not make the next generation of my country to grow up with incorrect information, just because it was coming out of your mouth and on the floor of Lok Sabha.

After that, you went on to Rajya Sabha. You knew that you do not enjoy any majority in the upper house. Your body language and the actual language was a lot mellowed down. However, even here, you have mentioned something which was not true, not a fact. It again was incorrect information that was sneaked in between, just to create a WOW effect. It was ABV's government, it was Jaswant Singh as the Foreign Minister who escorted the who's who of India's Most Wanted terrorist list to Kandhahar in a plane. You have made it as a continuation of Emergency, Indira's murder-Sikh riots and Tandoor murder case. Can there be any more blatant lie than that? It was a BJP government who did that, I am sorry. It again is a false information. No denying in the fact that for me ABV was one of the top two PM's India ever had. No denying that Jaswant was a good and suave minister. But, that cannot cover the fact that it was not a Congress deed. There are a million other things that they did. Check your facts.

You should not forget that you are the PM of this country. You are talking on the floor of parliament, which you have mentioned as the 'temple of democracy' and rightly so. For heaven's sake, for India's sake, PLEASE DO NOT LIE! You have a lot of facts that Congress has actually done and can be blamed for. Not these! For sure!!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Of Shock & Awes, Surgical Strikes And Kadak Chai - Reality Check

PS: Do take off your spectacles of being on either side of the fence and replace them with a brand new pair of specs called ‘Objectivity’ so that things sink in and start making sense.


Now that you have your new pair of specs, read on…


It is done now. Instead of the panacea of all ills of my country, it has been termed as the ‘kadak chai’ which wakes one up from a deep slumber, a slumber of 60 odd years that the country had. It, some people argue, is said to be the best and the boldest step that any person with a 36” chest could have ever done. They said, it will be alright, just a few hiccups but a master stroke, a thunderbolt on the people who were eating off of the economy like rodents for the past 70 years. Abet with all the support and connivance of ‘the family’. Then there were others, vocal, senseless, ‘chance pe dance’ kind of people who were speaking of doom. I was told that they have lost it all and they were doing what they always were best at – holding a dharna, a march, and some sound bites (very high pitched ones at that). Fortunately for me, being a salaried person who runs the economy of this country and who is the only class that diligently pays taxes at source which runs almost everything of the country – from the largesse of the politicians, netas, babus, their families and chamchas et al; to the subsidies for the needy and the not so needy; to oiling and running the black money system on which this so called fight is, I am told, all about. I was reading through everything that was coming out – the sound bites right from ‘that’ 8PM speech; to the appeal in the chocking voice talking of sacrifices; to the gibberish that the muffler man has been talking; to the shrillest sounding ones; to the archives of a certain ‘spokesperson’ which came to haunt her; to every politician and every celebrity worth their salt; and more importantly, to the common man – the lower middle class and the middle classed ones and of course, the salaried class person. They were all split right in the middle. I was also introduced to two great terms – ‘Bhakt’ (which of course was the title given to the gang which look up to the PM as God sent to cleanse the country and the world and who can never do any wrong) and then the ‘AAP-tard’ (which I was told was an amalgamation of AAP and retard). The baba, didi, bhayya, neta, babu, amma, sahib have already existed always. I know that most of the people have been taken so much by this ‘aye sayers’ and the ‘nay sayers’ that based on which side of the spectrum my reader belongs to, I stand a bright chance of being labeled as an ‘AAP-tard’ or a khadiwala or a ‘organic aalo eating, mineral water drinking ‘high classer’ who doesn’t like to see the greater good of the county or worse, an ‘anti-national’. I knew I could not shut my mouth for a long time and I knew I would eventually come out and speak. People who know me know this for fact. I was trying to ‘test waters’ and re-posted something which was very sarcastic and a frustrated person’s venting out and I was promptly told ‘if you cannot help this country then don’t lecture please!’ I smiled at it and did a bit of research before I put forth my points.
-          The ‘surgical strike’ was on black money. Ok. So what is black money? My understanding, and I am sure the understanding of most people is that this is unaccounted money garnered by and nurtured through illegal means. But please do take a moment (and probably a deep breath to hear out a different point of view) to understand that it is not just a single instance – black money but it is a recurring perpetual phenomenon which I like to refer as black wealth. There were few categories that were the target of the ‘master stroke’ and I want to mention each of them and my understanding of the impact on it.
  • Counterfeit currency – the assumption that anyone who is minting fake currency will go for highest denominations and not lower denominations just based on sheer ‘economies of scale’. It will be totally eliminated, at least for now. This falls under the category of black money – a single instance of enemy nations trying to pump in fake money to create havoc on our economy. You score ten on ten for this Mr. PM.

  • Money earned from criminal activities – these include drug trafficking, hawala, any kind of smuggling. This includes the money that all the anti-national groups worth their salt – be it the naxals or the various groups of the North East, etc. or the big and small drug traffickers or hawala operators who predominantly work out of the Western states and cities of the country (with links to the ‘bosses’ sitting in the Gulf or Karachi) live on. All the cash that lives in this part of the system will also be ‘killed’. And please underline the word ‘in cash’ and which has not been converted to fund anymore supplies or which has not been pumped to convert to ‘white’ will not get caught. Based on this premise, Mr. PM, you get a five on ten.

  • Money earned from corruption. This is not a single instance. This is perpetuity. This is black wealth and not black money. If a babu seeks a bribe, he would continue doing it until taking that bribe is disincentivised. Taking and giving bribe has gotten so deep rooted that everyone have, from the smallest poorest person to the most influential to the great Indian middle class – all of them have bribed or taken a bribe at least once. This includes all the ‘bhakt’ and the ‘AAPtards’ and everyone in between. It also includes the salaried class, no one excluded. So, the bribe taker, the corrupt one, might have created a pile of ‘tissue paper’ with the wealth s/he might have created in the past month, or maybe two to the max. I am pretty sure that most of them would come back with a vengeance to ‘make up’ for the ‘deficit’ that they made as a result of this ‘shock’ and now they would need comparatively less space to stack em – after all the ‘pink back’ is now there for them. Also, do not overlook the fact that this money from corruption that will be sucked out of the system will not be over a couple of months old. After all, these corrupt babus or middlemen or politicians might have already turned the cash earned prior to the last couple of months either into buying real estate or in buying some other form of ‘legal’ practice or in buying gold or might have gotten it flown out of our economic system, either to add on to the money bags that are already sitting in the Swiss Alps or gotten them converted into the ‘green backs’. Also, don’t forget that until now, if one had to give/take a bribe of a lakh, they either used to give 200 bills of Rs. 500 notes or 100 bills of Rs. 1000. But going forward, the preferred mode will be just 50 bills of the new Rs. 2000. That definitely saves a lot of space and now, one can use the same amount of space to stack up double the money. Or worse, if people lose confidence on the rupee (as happened at multiple instances in the human history), they might stack up gold by seeking gold as bribe or might frequently swap the bills with blings. That would save much more space for the bribe taker and s/he stacks up multi fold of the safest currency since human evolution. I know that this point will be countered almost instantly with the fact that the PM’s next guns will be aimed at corruption and their sources. If that is the case I totally welcome those blazing guns on corruption. But, for the problem of black wealth, this move of demonetization is akin to bringing the cart before the horse. For this section my dear PM, you get an ‘anda’ for not looking through things especially with the best and brightest minds at your disposal. My bad! You have a team of advisors who made you let go of RR from the mint street. I take back the best and brightest mind part of my post.

  • The last and final way of black wealth creation is through tax evasion. It is not incorrect to say that the government taxes everything and everyone right from birth to death. In fact, the government is more or less like mafia – just that one of these two is more organized. In other words, one cannot live (or die) untaxed in one way or the other. But if the taxes are too high or perceived to be high or if there is too much of greed all around everyone tries evading taxes. They find most innovative ways of doing them. Though greed is a psychological aspect, the other two reasons – high or perceived high taxes lead to tax evasion. Tax evasion need not be done by the Roy’s or the Mallya’s or some big shots but it is also called tax evasion if an individual bargains with the service/good provider of not writing a ‘bill’ in order to avoid the 14% VAT and the ST and SBC and KKS and what not. So, here too, everyone irrespective of their position on the political spectrum or social stature is collectively responsible to provide the much needed oxygen to this form of black wealth. This also is not a single instance but an on-going process. Unless tax evaders are penalized or the evaded money brought back into the system, just demonetizing will be of zero help. So, here too you have earned yourself a zero.
So net net, of the four major aspects that had to be targeted, you have totally missed two, got just half of the third one and hit the bulls eye for the remainder. That still gives you more than the elusive ‘border pass - 36’ that every Indian student looks forward to.

But the story is incomplete and it will not be fair to say that the issue has been nailed to perfection unless a ‘Cost Benefit’ analysis is made. So, here is an objective cost benefit analysis of the ‘kadak chai’:

  • As of end of last FY, the proportion of 500 and 1000 rupee notes was 86.4% of the total money in circulation as per RBI. This translates to more than Rs. 15 lakh crores. Economists that I have read about (in the newspapers and media of course), estimate that about 20% of this money is ‘black’. That translates to Rs. 3 lakh crores. This means the remainder – Rs. 12 lakh crores that have become the new tissue paper became so for no reason. So is that ‘collateral damage’ or ‘collateral inconvenience’ for no reason? You might argue that if it is not black, you can always go and get that exchanged. But, spare a thought. Is it not a huge inconvenience? Now the argument that is put across in my face is that if people can wait in Tirupati queue, or Jio queue, or movie queue, why not here? Absolutely! But Tirupati queue is purportedly to ‘wash the sins’ or ‘attain nirvana’; Jio queue is to attain ‘free voice calling for life (not sure whatever it means); and a movie queue is to go relax and enjoy. All these are to get something that one does not have already. But the notes queue? It is to attain something that one has already earned, to get it into their hands, in most of the cases to run their life as they used to pre Nov 9. Maybe I am a bit ignorant to understand the similarities. My bad!
Remember that when the last round of demonetization happened, in 1978, the value/volume of notes that went the ‘tissue paper route’ were, I was told, about 1% of the total currency bills in circulation. 86% Vs. 1%. And remember that the last round of demonetization did not eradicate black money from the system. Reason? The ‘black wealth’ concept that I tried explaining in the previous paragraphs.
In that case the impact of demonetization is not just a ‘surgical strike’ on the wrong doers but it is akin the ‘little boy’ which did not just kill the Japanese Imperial Army but the ordinary folks like you and I living in Hiroshima. Yes, there are people who argue that the bombing on Hiroshima led to the JIA’s surrender faster and thereby bringing curtains on the WW-II, but what about the impact on the citizens of Hiroshima? ‘Collateral damage’ I was told.
  • What is the cost of minting this new money and the cost of destroying the old, now defunct bills? All the withdrawn bills are shredded and then compressed to brick shapes and these are then buried. Contracts will be called for this exercise and this involves cost to RBI. Then, there is the cost of minting new bills. One estimate puts minting new 500 and 2000 bills to cost Rs. 12,000 crores.

  • Not sure how many have noticed any bill issued by the RBI. It has a note of promise which is signed by the Governor of RBI and it reads “I promise to pay the bearer the sum of XXX rupees”. The day when this announcement was made, it was told that the 500 and 1000 rupee bills cease to exist and they can be exchanged/deposited by December 30, 2016. Beyond that if there are any left; they can be exchanged with the RBI branches by March 31, 2017 along with a declaration. Nice political statement. But, RBI and its Governor are legally bound under the note of promise on the bill to pay for the face value of the bill and there is no end date for it. Until the time that the GoI passes a law on this, RBI cannot shy away from this ‘liability’ in its balance sheets. So, if a major chunk of the Rs. 12 lakh crores worth of these 500 and 1000 rupee bills do not come back into the RBI chests, will the GoI write these amounts of money off instead of minting fresh money of equal or higher denomination? Any student of economics will know that it is the right of the government and the central bank to mint any amount of money. But, if the minting is done without proper measures and standards being followed, it leads to devaluation of that country’s currency and also create a huge inflationary pressure along with a huge current account deficit (as people would rather stock in $ than in rupees).

  • Every decision has to be timed in order to create maximum desired impact and to create minimum negative impact. India runs on a huge agrarian economy. India’s agriculture sector runs mostly on hard cash and nothing else. There are two major crop seasons in the entire Indian subcontinent – Kharif or the monsoon crop; and Rabi or the winter crop. Kharif starts with the onset of monsoon and the crop comes to the market yards starting October until beginning of December. Kharif crops include paddy and rice along with others. Sowing season for the Rabi crop starts in the beginning of November. Rabi crops include wheat. Indians, just like most others in the world, either have rice or wheat as their staple food. The demonetization could not have come at a worse period for the farming community. Their Kharif crops are sitting in the market yards where the buyers do not have huge amounts of 100 bills. The farmers will either have to sell their crops for the now funny monies of 500 and 1000’s because the buyers won’t have much liquid cash in the right denominations to buy. The other alternative will be to hold the yield in market yards until situation becomes right. If they choose the former option, they end up selling their crop for tissue papers which if they cannot exchange, they end up defaulting on their debts and the whole cycle of farmer suicides increases. If they choose the later, their money gets blocked. Assuming that the crop doesn't get rotten though there is no great storage facilities, their money still stands blocked and debt defaulting and suicides. Also, let’s not forget the fact that most of these farmers do not have access to organized or institutional debt as the Mallya’s or the Roy’s or even for that matter the Ambani’s or the Adani’s have. They depend on their money lenders, on the chit funds and hundi’s for farming loans. With the demonetization, this unorganized money lending business got a death blow. There is no denying that the lenders or chits or the hundis are amongst the worst form of black money generators and in fact run a parallel economy of their own. But, with the pressure mounting on them, they would fleece the poor farmer for their money, and in tenable currency. It will lead to more farmer suicides if this happens. The government has, in my view, totally overlooked at this aspect.
Now the bigger nightmare – delay in Rabi sowing. To sow for Rabi season, the farmer needs seeds. How would he get the money for it? He might or might not have 500 or 1000 bills. If he has, it is a nightmare to exchange them to buy seeds. If not, he has to go for a loan. I give a benefit of doubt to the GoI and I do not question their intentions on helping with Rabi crops. The GoI has, after the demonetization notified that the amount of money available to withdraw using a ‘Kisan Credit’ card is increased. Also, it has come out and said that the farmers can buy seeds from government agencies using the ‘funny money’. Now here is the catch. The share of these government seed agencies is around 20%. The rest of the seeds that go into agriculture are from private players. Will this suffice? I don’t think so.
If the Kharif crop or rice coming into the economy gets delayed, it will be a smaller impact on the economy because the government can procure that from the farmers at a later date. This delay might lead to lowering of inflation in the shorter term because liquidity gets squeezed out of the system. However, if the Rabi crop or wheat does not get sown at all, it will lead to a domino effect in terms of loss of income generation to job creation and also will spike up the prices of these commodities. This leads to higher inflation in the medium to long run. If anyone suspects of increase in prices (which leads to inflation), it will lead to hoarding of those commodities right now so that they can make a profit later (if they are in that business) or so that they can insulate themselves from price rise (predominantly in the case of households) thereby increasing inflationary pressures. This will again lead to black marketeering and will eventually work against the intent of this move.

You might have the greatest of intentions. But, wrong steps, that too of this magnitude where the impact of it might turn your growth rate by half a percentage point, contract your economy, and reduce GDP for at least a year are uncalled for. I only hope that no one comes out and comments in response that ‘as a nationalistic and true Indian, I am supposed to bite this bullet, take this ‘kadwaa and kadak chai’ for the greater good of the country’. If you had to pluck black money out of the system, here is my idea of what should have been done:


  1. Make the proposition of bribing – both giving and taking, not worth it. If a babu demands a bribe and gets it, it is because he has the power to give a permit here or an approval there. Why can’t there be an ‘auto approval’ system for anything where if I need some kind of permit or approval, I go to the office, give an undertaking, pay a fee and wait for an objective scrutiny period. If there are no objections to my application, it should become my right to go ahead with my proposition – be it a house permit, an industry permit, a license, anything! That will take the fizz out of the high headed babus and politicians who are the biggest creators of the ‘black wealth’.
  2. Make taking a criminal offence as a stick. At the same time, dangle a carrot for efficient babus in terms of perks which will be determined based only on merit and nothing else. This incentivizing and dis-incentivizing if done hand in hand will eliminate most of the ‘black wealth’.
  3. Make the organized banking and credit system accessible not just to the Mallays, Adanis or Roys or Ambanis but also to the ‘less among equals’ based on credit worthiness. Let the banking institutions – PSU or otherwise, run as businesses instead of political fiefdoms.
These three steps will address the creating of black wealth and help blow a death knell to it. That leaves us with the counterfeiting and smuggling aspects of fight against black money. These two aspects have to be addressed on a different level. I am sure, the whirlwind visits and the foreign trips should show some results. Else, I don’t see a reason for spending tax payer’s money for it. All in all, the ‘surgical strike’ would have been better if it used some of the ‘guided missiles’ (like the ones who were shown the door of the mint street just a few months ago) instead of chest thumping on chopping the hand off to deal with a mosquito bite.

Until then, as an average apolitical Indian man who is being constantly scrutinized as ‘with us or against us’, ‘nationalist bhakt or an AAP-tard or a family follower’, where the only concept is a binary concept of politics, I shall go back to my daily routine and stand in the ATM queue to take out my own hard earned money. Especially now that I have tried putting my thoughts and hope at least one person might read this and change his stance.

Hindustan Zindabad.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

…Let My Country Awake!

The last few days have been one of the most dramatic, chaotic and disturbing for me as an Indian. While I sit down and pen my thoughts, I have a thought at the back of my mind if I will I be able to jot down everything as it is running in my mind? Would I be labelled into some category and if I would be labelled would it be worse? Will my writings offend and distance me from friends and people who have known me? Will I be able to do justice to the background and might not miss any small big thing while I wash the dirty linen? Is there any other way? Is there a way at all? In spite of these and many other questions, I feel that my conscience needs me to say what I have to, no matter what. Else I feel I would not have done justice to my India, my motherland. So here I go. With four letters addressed to four different sections of people. I wanted to post them as ‘one per a blog’ but I didn't want anyone to think that I am taking sides. So here I go, full throttle…

My Dear Students:

It is child psychology to hit a stone on the mangoes at neighbour’s mango tree and run away. The kid knows that hitting a stone at the tree will alert the neighbours and he might not get a hold of even a single mango and still he does that just for the fun of it and that too knowing full well that it is not correct to do that. It is not simple ignorance but also a bit of mischief. That is a child’s psychology. But remember that you are not such small kids to get away with stoning anything and everything.

You are fortunate to be a part of one of the most illustrious educational institutions of the country when I talk about JNU or UoH or Jadhavpur Universities. You have the biggest responsibility of shaping up this country’s future, our country’s future. You come here from different and most often you come from distressed backgrounds. You are young and restless and you should be so. You should question and try and understand the logic behind any and everything under the sun. That is when your minds will flourish and that is good for everyone. After all after completing your education, you will get into a job, maybe government service, administrative services, diplomatic service, private companies, public sector companies, services and not to forget, politics. In fact, your baby steps into the big bad world of real politics start with your university student unions. Irony is that your baby steps in themselves are poisoned with shadow organizations of all the political and non-policito-extra constitutional parties, be it the NSUI of ‘Seculars’, ABVP of the ‘Nationalists’, SFI of the ‘Revolutionaries’ and so on. Not to forget the shadows of CPI-ML in the form of DSU. You have a huge responsibility of questioning and correcting the country’s course but if you affiliate yourselves with one of the existing ‘clans’ where would the new thought go? You will end up being brainwashed by the ideologies of what each political affiliation stands for – left, right, centre, what not! While you do all the questioning and contradicting, please do not forge the fact that the only thing that has kept this country united and going strong irrespective of the million flaws and drawbacks is the constitution and the conviction of the common man that this country and its constitution is paramount. Mind you that constitution is a word, which according to the Merriam Webster’s dictionary means “a constitution is the system of beliefs and laws by which a country, state, or organization is governed. It is a document that describes this system” and our constitution right in its preamble declares “WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a SOVEREIGN SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC and to secure to all its citizens: JUSTICE, social, economic and political; LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship; EQUALITY of status and of opportunity; and to promote among them all FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation”.

I know we are not a cent percent there. But, I know, with the collective will power, it is not impossible to be there. That is where you should focus on. Your paramount question should always be ‘How do I make my country better’ and not stuffed in negativism and be ‘What is good in this country’. You don’t need to reinvent the wheel. The wheel is there. All it needs is some oiling and maintenance. Don’t waste your energies on trying to invent a wheel that does not exist and if some political affiliation is trying to show you that there is indeed a new and a different wheel which is beyond this constitution, then they are trying to use you as their weapons and serve their own purpose and are showing you a mirage. Nothing else but a mirage! We are a few generations after the freedom fighters generation. That generation was clear that the fight was against an outsider. But for us now, the fight is from within and within is a word to denote the ills of the society – be it the politicians, parties, government service, representatives, and most importantly our own selves.

Most of our student ‘unions’ and governing bodies of universities are predominantly Left thinking and Left leaning. Good for them. But, is it good for you? Equality is good. It is right. But, equality over skill and hard-work is senseless. Remember the fact ‘Democracy is the road to socialism’ no matter what the politicians, the Left ones tell you. If I understand it right socialism is nothing but democracy in its true sense where all barriers are removed and everyone is absolutely equal without any excuses. So be proud of our constitution which gives you democracy. The same constitution which under article 19 (1) (a) gives you “Protection of certain rights regarding freedom of speech, etc. — (1) All citizens shall have the right— (a) to freedom of speech and expression”. Compare it with what the Constitution of USA says: “ARTICLE [I.] Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; of the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances” and the UK which mentions “The right to freedom of expression”. But as you shall, in due course of your life will come to know and understand that there is no right without any responsibility. A ‘right’ as per the Merriam Webster’s is “being in accordance with what is just, good, or proper ” and a ‘responsibility is “something that you should do because it is morally right, legally required, etc.”. Our constitution, under 19 (2) says “Nothing in sub-clause (a) of clause (1) shall affect the operation of any existing law, or prevent the State from making any law, in so far as such law imposes reasonable restrictions on the exercise of the right conferred by the said sub-clause in the interests of 4 [the sovereignty and integrity of India,] the security of the State, friendly relations with foreign States, public order, decency or morality, or in relation to contempt of court, defamation or incitement to an offence”. This is not unreasonable. So do cultivate and relish that freedom of expression. Ask a North Korean, a Saudi or a Pakistani or a Chinese or a Russian and you shall know how well thought out and responsible each word in that (and the entire) constitution are. Haven’t you heard of the Virat Kohli fan from Pakistan who is now serving a ten year sentence for just waiving an Indian tricolour on Paki soil though he never said anything against his motherland? But do not get carried away by the myopic views of political affiliations and do not look through their prisms and start abusing and misusing that great freedom that you have been given. In today’s internet age it is not a big deal to research for yourselves and find out what is good and what is not. Find out the facts, what is just and what is not and then subscribe to that or any cause. The very fact that you are able to debate on the ills of the society and country is reason enough for you to believe that you are in a free society. India, like most other countries, has a big population of tax evaders. But, we, the honest taxpayers are definitely contributing and funding your free thought and education so that we all have a better tomorrow. It is a privilege and not for you to take it for granted. There are hundreds of thousands waiting for the kind of educational avenues that you are having. Think about giving them a helping hand and do not fall victims to the theatre of politics. Politicians from independence till date have let us down more often than making us proud. And by politicians I call out ALL, without any exceptions or excuses. I will tell you why in the subsequent paragraphs.

One point that I will definitely touch upon is the right to free and fair trial that seems to be one of the root causes of the agitations that you are trying to take upon yourselves. Please go back and read through the articles 20, 21 and 22. There were two individuals and their trials and sentencing that seemed to have irked you some. Don’t forget that Yakub Memon was deported to India by UAE based on an Interpol Red Corner notice. Interpol is a world body of 190 nations and it does not accept such requests unless it sees that there is a merit in the case before it issues a notice. If Interpol would not scrub any arrest/notice request for its authenticity and legality, most of our world leaders would have had a notice against each other – for their own gains and causes. Fortunately for the world, it does check the merits before issuing notices. If for a moment you think that India was unjust in that case, note that 190 countries represented by Interpol did recognize that he is really an accused and deserved a trial and that he would get a fair and just trial in India. And he did for his role in Mumbai blasts. He might not be the accused number one but he is definitely an important player and there should not be any question on that. Likewise is the case of Afzal Guru. He has admitted to his role as an accomplice to the parliament attack, to attending a training camp of the militants, of knowing the masterminds and being in touch with them and so on. He did that not just in courts based on which he was convicted but also during the interview he gave. Both these people got a fair trial and had all possible judicial recourse before their sentencing was implemented. So did even Kasab and that is the greatness of the strength of our judicial system and our constitution. They went through each step – on merit and also on technical grounds and failed. In how many countries do you find lawyers coming forward to even take up the case of a militant? In our country and in our judicial system the court has itself in numerous occasions appointed defence lawyers for these and many other terrorist related cases. That is when their sentencing was implemented and they were hung. Should capital punishment be carried out is a different question and you have every right to have that question and think about it; debate and agitate about it and put your opinion forward as strongly as you can. But, to call either of them as martyrs or saying that they did not get a fair trial is stretching it too far. Trust me when I say that they deserved a fair trial and that they did get a fair trial. You don’t need to believe anyone on this but the case documents and order copies are in public domain for you all to check. I might not be a legal expert but I did argue with my friends on social media on the importance of even Kasab getting a free and fair trial when almost the entire nation was vying for his blood and wanted a mob justice and to lynch him to ‘teach a lesson’ to any future terrorists. Also, please note that in Yakub or Afzal’s cases, no matter what the politicians and the divisive forces tell you, they were Indian citizens first and who have committed crime, were sentenced for their crimes and not for their religious or any other affiliations. Martyred were those innocent civilians who were killed in those blasts in Mumbai on that fateful day. Martyred were those para-military forces who laid their lives protecting that temple of democracy. Not those who had a role to play either directly or indirectly. There are the so-called ‘liberals’ and ultra Leftists join hands with them to serve their ends and these ‘liberals’ come to question everything and try and brain wash you all. They question and brainwash you to question the existence of our country, on Kashmir joining India, on free speech, on the existence of the pillars of democracy itself. Think through those thoughts and you sure will understand that when they question the very existence of our country or the pillars of democracy or Kashmir they are talking about their ideology of disintegrating our nation. It sounds very funny that they use the same freedom of speech to talk about the lack of it. Doesn't it sound oxymoron-ish?

You might have come from very disadvantaged backgrounds, from very weaker sections which have been exploited for long. But, you have a chance – a chance to bring about the change and to ensure that the equality that our constitution has guaranteed is followed up in both letter and spirit. You all have a future. A future to better our country and to take our country and place it at the top, the rightful place it always deserved. You would not achieve this by getting carried away by the Left and ultra Left ideologies which talk of a revolution which does not recognize our country and constitution. You would not achieve this by following and joining the right wing parties just because they have come to power and with a hope that you will get an advantage by following them. And you will not achieve this by following the centre and centre Left who have ruled the country for long and are now ready to stretch to any levels to get back into the power corridors and for whom secularism does not mean treating all religions equally and equality does not mean equal in all aspects.

Please think, retrospect and stand up to your duty and help better the country and everything in this country instead of getting caught in and carried away by jingoism.


Regards
An Indian

Here is my second letter:


My Dear Khadi waalas, Muffler waalas and Johle waals:

To start with, please remember that you are a part of a country whose constitution bestows upon every of its citizen equal rights and in a secular environment. First let me start addressing the latest entrants and then go on to the old players. Mr Muffler waala, you have been at a constant dharna and though the people of your state has given you the reins of power (and absolute power that is), you did not stop your dissident habits. You are one of those rare CM’s who, while sitting in the CM’s chair has gone on a dharna. The only other person whose name crosses my mind who did a similar act was a matinee idol from South who did something similar in my city over 30 years back. Sitting in the CM’s chair is a big responsibility and it is unbecoming of you to talk anything that might bring the reputation of your chair down. They say power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. For everything you have a fight with everyone. You fly down half of the country to come to my city to visit UoH for what? I would have been happy had you come to show sympathy to that student’s parents and family. But you, just like many others to whom this letter is addressed, you all came just to fan passions and to make things look much worse. It makes a great political statement to wear an oversized pullover, a muffler and some chappals. But not when you represent your country in front of a foreign dignitary and the nation’s guest at a formal get together. And the less I talk about you, the better. Else you might accuse me of conspiring against your government.

My dear jhole waalas. You have started to put up a show that you are above the petty politics and that you are the only last standing torch bearers of truth, democratic values and secularism and the voice of the poor. How can you forget the fact that you are the living dinosaurs of Indian polity? Haven’t you ever looked around or reinvent yourselves to the changing times? Even Peoples Republic of China (PRC) and Russia have almost buried their respective Red books and started looking ahead. But weren't you the same ones who used to invite the PRC to come and take over our country throughout until the 70’s? Yes, you definitely have a place in history by becoming the first truly democratically elected communist government in the world but you are confined to only history and not to the present. You are as corrupt as anyone else. Proof of that is found in your leaders in Kerala and Bengal. You have exploited the poor and downtrodden long enough. The splinter group of yours which started in your own backyard in the tiny hamlet of Naksalbari (it is written as Naksal and not Naxal on maps) is still trying to spill venom and stop development and hold pockets of our country to ransom. There is news of extortion rackets and mafia kind of jungle raj and justice system that those groups have unleashed upon some regions. Just as you prayed and pleaded PRC to come take over India and ‘liberate’ it, your distant cousins are talking about a ‘Red Corridor’ spanning from PRC to Nepal to the Gangetic plains to the Deccan plateau right until the Indian Ocean. More schools, hospitals, roads and modes of communication and transportation of our country were destroyed by those cousins of yours than all the natural disasters put together. If you are so very concerned about our country, why don’t you ever condemn them and reprimand them? You think that you are a bunch of open minded thinking class educated and liberal minded messiah’s of the nation but in reality you are nothing but hypocrites who have held most of the college and student unions in your grip and hence most of the college and university campuses. If you are really worried about the country, the secularism and the constitution, why don’t you channel those students to constructive activities and not to destructive activities under the guise of being liberal? You were supposed to be religion-less. But why is it that you seem to be against one religion and look at it as the reason to all ills of the country? You have already grown old. It is high time you grow up too.

My dear khadi baba. Every time there is something that goes wrong in the country, at the drop of the hat you come out and make a statement which always means that you, your party and your family has made numerous and unmatched sacrifices to the nation to uphold its secular fabric and its constitution. I feel you think that you and your family have done a great favour on our country and you all deserve to be idolized and you and your family are ‘first amongst equals’. I at times get speechless and I am overwhelmed by the decisions that your party and especially your family took to ‘drive towards ‘secularism’’. But wasn't it your great grandpa who has advised the first ‘to-be president’ of our country not to wear a dhoti on an achkan for his inauguration in 1950 and have ‘suggested’ him to wear a pyjama along with that achkan as that would be more ‘secular’? Till date I fail to understand how does being someone from a particular religion be against being secular? Wasn’t it the same great grandpa of yours whose ego was satisfied by making him the first PM of our nation as he was not ready for anything less than that? There are some historians who say that had it not been his ego and stubborn attitude, and the attitude not to give up the PM’s chair to someone from a different community, our country would not have gotten partitioned. I am not sure of that fact. But I am pretty sure that it was his dream of not just being the first PM of our country but also to become the statesman of the developing and under developed world which made us take a lot of wrong steps. First it was about taking the Kashmir issue to the UN. Then, by ignoring the military intelligence and going by his own imagination that he brought about the PRC to invade our country. And when the Chinese were at our gates at the North East, he went on national radio and instead of boosting the morale of the nation; he said ‘our hearts are with you’ as if we were going to leave the NE to their fate! I sometimes wonder if he had any disliking to the NE part of our country. Had it not been for one Bordoloi, we would have lost a major part of the NE region to Pakistan during partition itself because your great grandpa never cared for what part was in and what was out. He was more worried about inking his name in history. He wanted to showcase himself as the ‘peace loving and pigeon flying statesman’ and because of that he didn't allow our country’s nuclear program to go at the pace which it was ready to under Homi Bhaba. He was so secular (read anti his religion of birth) that he never wanted to be pictured with vermilion on forehead. But at the same time people say he was against his daughter marrying someone from a different religion and it lead to a lot of turbulence in the family and the ‘old man’ had to come and put some sense into his head. Then came ‘Ma’. It was she and her undying love for her younger son that has brought the worst blot upon our country in the form of Emergency by flashing the article 352 of our constitution. If there ever was any threat and a blot on our constitution, full credit for it goes to her. She and her courtier were so arrogant that the CM’s of states were made to run like slaves and puppets. If someone mustered courage to walk up to even ‘plead’ about some pressing issue of their state, they were promptly kicked out of power. She was akin a puppeteer. What a way to uphold our constitution! Yes, she was able to head the country to the thumping victory of ’71 and a slap on the face of ‘two nation theory’ waala’s but I give the credit to the acumen of Sam Bahadur while not denying her of the credit for her will power. She allowed her supporters to be so audacious that the phrase ‘India is Indira and Indira is India’ was coined. Though India never became synonymous with Indira, the full form of your party did change to Indira Congress thanks to a great power struggle that your granny was in to get on and stay in power. Who has gone ahead and enacted a law to nullify the ‘Shah Bano’ verdict to appease one particular community knowing very well that the ‘Shah Bano’ verdict of the court was in line with the right to equality that is enshrined in our constitution. Wasn't that based on the same brute force majority that your dad got because of the sympathy wave of your grandma’s assassination? Oh talking about her assassination, didn't it unleash a wave of riots in and around Delhi? Weren't those riots no less in terms of gruesome killings to what happened in Gujarat for which you and your mom always have tears in your eyes? Weren't they abetted and at times involved your party functionaries? When asked to comment about those riots as a PM, wasn't it your ‘secular’ dad who said ‘when a big tree falls down, earth around it shakes’? Who got the doors of the Ayodhya site unlocked so that the ‘Hindu votes’ come to his side? Wasn't that done to ‘balance’ the votes and wasn't the thought process – ‘Shah Bano reversal would get me one community votes and unlocking the doors which were under lock and key from 1949 would get me the other community’s votes and I shall remain the unchallenged leader’? Wasn't it this decision of Shah Bano verdict reversal that has almost buried the hopes of a ‘uniform civil code’? And wasn't it his decision to unlock the doors that lead the VHP to change the tune from ‘we shall agitate to get the doors opened which have been locked from 1949’ to ‘we shall ensure that the place which has been architecturally a mosque but functionally a temple shall remain a temple both architecturally and functionally’? I am not sure if your family knows that karma is a bi**h. The shock and depression of PRC’s invasion of India took a toll on your grandpa’s life. And this is the same PRC for whose partnership your grandpa was yearning all his life. The people who killed your grandma had affiliation to the person who was initially nurtured and pampered by her to take control of the Akali politics of Punjab. It was the same LTTE which was conceived, trained and supported by your grandma in the initial days which eventually killed your dad.

When PV became the PM of the nation and started driving the nation on the path of reforms, he played politics both for his survival and to further his cause of reforms. He was hand-picked by your mom and he was brought back from retirement. Reason? He was too spineless, powerless and a ‘yes guy’. But when he started transforming into the ‘Chanakya’, your mom and your party started disowning him. He was at the helm when the Ayodhya structure was finally demolished. He knew what transpired on that day. No one knows and no one will ever know what actually happened. But, whenever he was asked to give a clarification by the media he always used to say ‘I am a congressman. My lips are sealed’ and he did stick to that word. He was such a staunch congressman. But at the end, when he died, you and your mom did not even allow his body the honour of being let inside the Akbar Road party headquarters. He deserved some respect for bringing the country back from the brink of bankruptcy and for a lot on diplomacy. He failed on the ‘yes sir’ aspect and till date, no one even acknowledges and accepts him as one of your party’s leaders. So much for equality! Maybe you and your party just revolves around only one family and that is the reason that the Ambedkars, the Jinnahs, the Boses were forced to quit the GOP of Indian polity. It was not their loss. But, evidently it was your party’s loss. Likewise, Patel is now projected as a national leader by your opponents and so is PV. How ironic! Till now all that I have said does not directly involve you. But, though you may sound and look dumb, especially when you end up writing a condolence message by reading a prepared text that was stored for you by someone on your mobile when you visited the Nepalese embassy after that worst earthquake of Nepal, that is not an excuse enough to spare you from what you can be pointed to and blamed for. When the brave girl was fighting her life after being mercilessly raped, weren't you the party second in command and your mom the convener of the ruling alliance? You run to every agitation today, from Hyderabad to Delhi to UP to Gujarat. Were you very busy that you couldn't visit AIIMS at that time? Your government’s minister, an eminent lawyer has warned people that sedition charges will be slapped on anyone who tries writing anything against or purportedly derogatory against you or your mom. Where did all the freedom of expression go at that time? You and your courtier culture have been such a nightmare to that poor chap, the sardar that he stopped opening his mouth and even mentioned that in coalition many a times he or any other PM is found in helpless situations.

If I continue writing about your tales, they will never end and they will make you all left, central and centre-left folks look like a pack of jokers. I end the mail to you all with one statement. It is both a request and a warning. Stop playing with fire. Else you wouldn't know when it will engulf your own house. India has a great constitution and set-up. It is people like you all who is letting it down and not letting it grow to its full potential. You are political outfits and understandably you yearn for power. But don’t try to divide the country to get more votes and to get back to power. You will not get any place in the history if you do that. History has seen many people who played these kinds of games and history never recognized them and they went into oblivion though they got power in their hands for some time. If you want history to remember you, do things which are the need of the hour and which will make our country a stronger, better and equitable secular society.


Regards
An Indian

Here is my third and last letter for this post:


My Dear patriotic and nationalist mantle bearers:

Where do I start when I talk about you? You are the trickiest one to talk about. You have so much of social media support that I am pretty sure that if I get any comments back, they would most definitely come in response to this open letter. Let’s start with the most trending phrases from your side – Nationalism and Patriotism. These have been the most abused and misused phrases in the entire human history. Right from the Greeks to Hitler to Stalin to Mussolini to Saddam to Korean Kim clan and many more have used the same phrases – patriotism and nationalism to persecute anyone on whose behaviour these rulers had any question. These were some of the world’s worst tyrants who used these as excuses to eliminate any opposing thoughts. Are you trying to do that? Who is one party/person/group/entity to certify someone as being a patriot or a nationalist? Are these some certifying agencies? Who are you or someone to question my patriotism or nationalism? What is nationalism or patriotism according to you? Are you talking about patriotism? An association who had almost zero presence in the nation’s freedom struggle – neither anyone from the any previous avatars of your political outfits nor those from the RSS. Nowadays RSS is being labelled as being a nationalistic and patriotic body. Isn’t it the same RSS that had zero presence in India’s freedom struggle except for Veer Savarkar. I do respect the Savarkar but I differ on his choice to seek pardon from the British Raj to come out of the Cellular Jail. Wasn't it this RSS which has sent a clear directive to its carder to not participate and to boycott the Quit India call of 1942? I don’t want to take names but go back to history books and check the facts as to who was the RSS chief who called to boycott that Quit India call. Wasn't it this RSS which has opposed to our national flag? Who was the RSS head of that time who opposed this flag? Wasn't it this same RSS which said caste system was an important and integral part of India as enshrined in ‘Manu Smriti’ and that the constitution should not dare to tamper with it? The parties who are hell bent on commemorating Ambedkar and coining the ‘Constitution Day’, how can they forget that RSS has opposed the constitution and has demanded that ‘Manu Smriti’ be made the constitution of our land? I don’t subscribe to a million things that MK Gandhi asked or did but I do not support those who assassinated him. Two wrongs never make a right, right? For me, a murder is a murder and the murderer needs to be a sentenced – be it Godse or Memon or Guru. And who was Godse having private conversations with up to the D day? What is the background of Hindu Mahasabha? There is a huge furor about raising our tricolor on each central university campus. Please check your facts as to how many times was it unfurled at RSS’ Nagpur HQ from 1947 until as recently as in 2000’s? In pre-independence provincial government formations, do you remember who the coalition partners were? The answer my dear ‘nationalists’ is same Muslim League and Hindu Mahasabha? Yes. And did you forget that it was during the tenure of this same coalition ML-HM that the then Sindh government has passed a resolution for a ‘Pakistan’ – the first by a provincial government under the British rule? You ask people to be lynched, crucified (not in literal terms but that is the end meaning of the inflammatory words that you use) but do you know that the HM members of that Sindh cabinet which resolved for a Pakistan continued in that same government. Do you know that Savarkar was heading HM during that time? Some patriotism!

Now I talk about the Afzal Guru Issue. To start with, let me make it very clear that I feel Afzal was sentenced for what he has done and the just and due process was followed for his sentencing. It was not so long ago that you formed a coalition government in J&K. Do you know the stand of PDP, your coalition partner on Afzal Guru? As per PDP, Afzal was a martyr. Didn't that fact come in between you and the temptation of forming a government in J&K? How is it that the nationalists stand up to ask you to come clean on that? Why couldn't you convince PDP to change their stand? You have made a lot of fun on the ‘coalition dharma’ statement of MMS. What JNU students allegedly said (I use the word ‘alleged’ because of the conflicting reports of the ‘ghar ghar se Afzal niklega’ shout) is not any different from the stand taken by PDP. Isn’t it? Coming to Punjab and a long standing and all weather tried and tested partner – SAD. Don’t they consider Bhindranwale as a martyr? What is the stance of all the nationalists and patriots on what the Bhindranwale phenomenon was? Indira might have sent the tanks inside the Golden Temple but wasn't it this Bhindranwale who accumulated arms and held the most sacred Sikh place to ransom? He and a lot of SAD sympathizers were chanting ‘Khalistan Zindabad’. Can someone please clarify if that is seditious? By extending that derivation, isn’t the claiming of Bhindranwale as a Sikh martyr by the SAD controlled Sikh bodies sedition? Terrorists who killed Beant Singh, a CM of Punjab, were honoured by SAD controlled bodies as martyrs. There are calls of these same bodies calling Indira’s killers as martyrs. Is that what a patriot can agree to? As much as I disagree with Indira for the emergency and a lot of other policies of hers, I still call her killers as killers because they didn't just kill Indira Gandhi but they killed an elected PM of our country.

Despite all these and many more, I am no one to label or rank or grade someone’s patriotism or nationalism. If I say all these things, I also do say that it was the same RSS that played a role in getting Goa and Daman and Diu to annex to India. That doesn't make RSS any greater ‘nationalist’ than a Communist party which played a great role in getting the Hyderabad state annexed to India. Even if it means that the Dutch and Portuguese who made up their mind to leave their colonies in India were forced to by RSS whereas the Nizam of Hyderabad was way more ‘naughty’. The role played by Jayaprakash Narayan in opposing the Emergency, the blot on Indian democracy can never be undermined and also the fact that most of the BJP leaders either worked with him or got into politics inspired by him cannot be denied. But at the same time, it cannot be denied that many from Left inclination also got inspired by JP’s movement. It doesn't make Right any Left or vice versa. Nor would it make either of them seditious. After all the section 124(a) of Indian Penal Code reads “Sedition.—Whoever, by words, either spoken or written, or by signs, or by visible representation, or otherwise, brings or attempts to bring into hatred or contempt, or excites or attempts to excite disaffection towards, the Government established by law in [India], shall be punished with [imprisonment for life], to which fine may be added, or with imprisonment which may extend to three years, to which fine may be added, or with fine”. Though the Emergency was draconian, the JP movement was against the government of the day and the policy of Emergency that it came up with.

I do understand that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is for the first time after 1984 that a single party got majority to form a Union government and also this is the first time that a single ‘non-khadi’ party got a majority of its own. Power gives one a ‘high’ and it tempts one to feel that they are the law instead of realizing that they ought to be by law. Remember that though democracy is by far the best form of governance in the world, a ‘proportionate democracy’ is better than our existing democratic system. A proportionate democracy is one where you need to have a 51% vote to win an election. But an ‘inclusive democracy’, a democracy where a 100% agreement happens is the best. But we all know that this is idealistic and does not work in real life, especially in a vast and diverse country like ours. Brute force is not the best way to deal things always. There is a poem in Telugu which means that a branch full of fruits will be modest/polite (will bend in humility) whereas a branch without fruits will be the one that makes a lot of noise. Also, as they say, people should not point fingers at someone because while one finger points to the other side, there are three that point toward us.

I sincerely hope that you understand the analogies and stop branding, grading and judging people and their patriotism and nationalistic intents. It is not code where one is ‘guilty until proven otherwise’ but it should be a code where one is ‘innocent until proven otherwise’. One cannot find anything but nationalistic intents in Hitler’s speeches but we know where he drove the world to. Understanding these concepts might help sanity prevail at your end rather than an ‘eye for an eye’ attitude.

Hope it makes sense to you all and helps peace to have a chance.


Regards
An Indian

I would end this super lengthy post by quoting a poem from Gitanjali, by Rabindranath Tagore, the father of our national anthem. I feel that this poem and what it wishes for is the need of the hour and not the prime time TRP’s that have started to influence our opinions and makes ‘India wants to know’ even when in reality India does not

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high
Where knowledge is free
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments
By narrow domestic walls
Where words come out from the depth of truth
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way
Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit
Where the mind is led forward by thee
Into ever-widening thought and action

Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country Awake!

Jai Hind!